What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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#feminism  #poem  

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20aliens:

Jeff Brouws

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oh-sweet-death:

Ursula Andress

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You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.

Hillary Clinton   (via idioticteen)

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Jenny Lewis, photographed by Shane McCauley.

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uneboulette asked: hay i want 2 tell u i'm rly offended by ur use of the #nsfw tag. wut i rly need 4 u tag is all ur sfw posts. i rly need u 2 add a #SFW tag 2 all ur sfw posts so i can brace myself for them. thx. i don't wanna have 2 block u, jessica, so pls pls tag all ur sfw posts!!!!

u know what? u come in here, parading about my tumblr, having free will and everything, and u have the audacity, the AUDACITY, to tell an adult female what to do with their blogging http website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the audacity to check this microblogging tele-website geared towards those 18-34 years of age and be OFFENDED that you CHOSE to look at stuff on your OWN time or AT work or SURROUNDED by OTHERS and POLICE things???/ ma’am, i’m gonna need u to CHECK your PRIVLEGE at the proverbial DOOR.

that being said i will tag all sfw posts. #sfw

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#friends  

The only thing “free” about so-called free time is that it doesn’t cost the boss anything. Free time is mostly devoted to getting ready for work, going to work, returning from work, and recovering from work. Free time is a euphemism for the peculiar way labor, as a factor of production, not only transports itself at its own expense to and from the workplace, but assumes primary responsibility for its own maintenance and repair.

The Abolition of Work by Bob Black, 1985 (via kittyshit)

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#quote  #free time  #life  

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thelemongrove:

Annie Clark, St. Vincent

Photographed by Larry Hirshowitz

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'2AM on the subway'. Photograph taken by Igor Mukhin.

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